Happy Brit
Věk 62 z Melbourne, Australia Online Před 2 týdny
Žena Hledám A Muž
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Is this you...?
You hug and kiss just for the pleasure of it and not because you hope it will lead to getting naked.
You would not rather poke yourself in the eye with a sharp stick than talk about your feelings
Books are essential to you and not just for propping up your wobbly table leg.
You did not lose all sense of style when you turned 40 and would not think of wearing socks with your sandals.
You are one of the sharpest tools in the shed.
You have better things to do than watch TV.
You are familiar with soap and water and your home does not look like it was recently trashed by a burglar.
You know the importance of vegetables and you eat real butter, not plastic-fat; margarine.
(If you cook you are a prince among men and you will have my undying adoration.)
You do not smoke.
You love your mum.
You get that One Day and Some Day are not days of the week and that all we have is Now.
You are not looking for a woman that likes endless online chat.
Please note: I don't care whether you leave the toilet seat up or or down and I will never ask you to come shopping with me. I will always laugh at your jokes - as long as they really are funny.
My secret fantasy is to have two men at the same time... one to cook and the other to iron... - Přihlásit Panna
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