I'm just an ordinary Joe...
Age 42 From Walsall, United Kingdom Online Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Man
Basic Information
Tell us a bit about yourself.
- I Would Describe Myself As
A woman had a parrot that she took with her everywhere she went.
She would even take the parrot to the club with her when she went dancing and drinking on Saturday nights.
Whenever the woman went onto the dance floor, the parrot would yell, "The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire, we don't need no water-let the muthafukkah burn! Burn, muthafukkah, burn!"
The crowd on the dance floor would always cheer and holler in appreciation when the parrot would yell.
This would make the parrot yell even more and of course make the crowd go wild.
This would go on all night long, every time the parrot went out.
One Sunday morning the woman took the parrot to church and into the choir stand with her.
And when the choir started to sing, the parrot yelled, "The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire, we don't need no water-let the muthafukkah burn! Burn, muthafukkah, burn!"
She embarrassingly corrected the parrot, "No, you don't say that here!"
The parrot looked around and asked, "Why not? These are the same muthafukkahs that was at the club last night! - Sign Taurus
Appearance & Situation
What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
- My Body Type Is Athletic
- My Height Is Taller Than 6' 4 (1.93 m)
- My Eyes Are Brown
- My Ethnicity Is Other
- My Marital Situation Is Never Married
- I Have Kids Yes - Not At Home
- I Want Kids Yes
- My Best Feature Is Eyes
- Body Art Wouldn't Even Think About It
- My Hair Is Black
- I Have One Or More Of These No pets
- Willing To Relocate Yes
Status
What do you do?
- My Education Level Is Some College
- My Current Employment Status Is Work At Home
- My Speciality Is Other
- My Job Title Is GREASE MONKEY
- I Make This Much In A Year Under $100,000USD/yr
- I Live Alone
- At Home It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
- I'm A Smoker No
- I Drink Yes - Socially
Personality
How do you act? What are your tastes?
- Back In High School, I Was A Average Joe
- My Social Behavior Is Comedic, Party Starter
- My Interest And Hobbies Are Music, Cars
- My Idea Of A Great Time Is Partying, Trying New Things, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking
- An Ideal First Date Would Be Lets go out on one and you'll see..
- I've Always Wanted To Try And try out new things...
- My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Cool, Goofy
Views
Views on life.
- My Religion Is Christian
- I Attend Services Never
- My Political Views Are I Don't Like Politics
- My Goal In Life Is Make someone happy 1 sweet day..
- My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Friendly, Goofy
Taste
What do you like?
- On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Documentaries
- When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Comedy, Romance
- When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Country, Rap, Blues, Jazz, Latin, Dance, Soul, Reggae
- When I Read, I Always Read Business, Comic
- My Idea Of Fun Is Havin a laugh..Anything goes..
Looking for
What are you looking for in your soulmate?
- What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Great Skills, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness
- What Do You Look For? An email from you to say yeah i'm up for it...
- What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date, Committed
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