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jewelmf65

Age 59 From Lutz, Florida Online Over 2 weeks ago

Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English
I Would Describe Myself As I am recommended by 4 out of 5 doctors, and fold conveniently into any overhead compartment. I am guaranteed fresh, and contain no additives, preservatives, or MSG. I am USDA approved, environmentally friendly, and come with a lifetime warrantee. I am also part of your complete breakfast and cannot be found in your grocers freezer. I am dolphin safe, pulp free, flame resistant, and can leave your skin feeling softer and smoother. Like milk, I do the body good, and am a great source of calcium. I'm made in the USA with only the finest ingredients, and can be used as a flotation device in case of an emergency. I'm what's for dinner, require no batteries, and can protect from harmful UV rays. I am quick drying, streak free, available in extra strength, and the best part of waking up. I do not cause an unsafe drop in blood pressure, and contain no hidden fees or costs. I come fully assembled. I am fortified with 8 essential minerals and vitamins
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Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is Comedic
My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Internet, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Cooking, Gardening, Cars, Fishing / Hunting, Camping
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Trying New Things, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Going To A Concert
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Cool, Goofy