Profile dclapp: Seeking long term companion

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English
I Would Describe Myself As I am 65, retired, in good health and active. Not a beauty queen, but not a toad. My hair is turning silver-white, my body sags in places I didn't used to have places (and places that no one should have places). I am 5'6" (5'7" if I stand up straight). I like bloody marys, a whole range of foods, intelligent conversation and quiet evenings at home.
I belch, fart, snore, talk in my sleep, sweat, scratch, pick my nose (and the underwear out of my butt), and have morning breath. Although I am fiercely loyal, I do have a mediocre sense of humor and can cook one (maybe two) edible dishes.
I like outdoor stuff (like sitting on the porch with a cold bloody mary), fishing (if accompanied by a bloody mary), and white-water rafting (followed by a tall, cold bloody mary). For indoor stuff, I like playing on my xbox, watching tv, eating take-out Chinese, drinking bloody marys, then eating more take-out.
I do not like moonlight walks on the beach (if I am on the beach at night there had better be a fishing line in the water), cozy romantic dinners (boring! let's invite friends over for BBQ), and bouquets of flowers (what a wast, you could have spent that money on bloody mary mix).
I believe these these are the qualities of life and not to be compromised. Soooo, if you think you can handle this woman.....send me a bloody mary!
Sign Leo

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Brain
My Social Behavior Is Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are Computers
An Ideal First Date Would Be A day at the beach; a hot-air ballon ride; a canoe or whitewater rafting trip down a river; any of the above followed by a quiet dinner at an upscale seafood resturant.
I've Always Wanted To Try Parachuting; para-sailing; hot-air balloning; cruise to Alaska; deep sea fishing; treasure hunting; traveling the Americas.
My Friends Describe Me As Being A Flirt

Views Views on life.

My Political Views Are Republican
My Goal In Life Is To retire with a companion who enjoys life, adventure, friends, and famiy.

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch Reality Shows
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Blues
When I Read, I Always Read Technical
My Idea Of Fun Is I love all things outdoors: traveling the usa, camping, fishing, boating, swimming, hanging at the beach, para sailing, biking, cycling, canoeing, whitewater rafting, riding my ATV, outdoor bbq with friends and family; quiet evening at home, tv, computer games, reading, cooking, and good, intelligent conversation.

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?