I am a beautiful crap face
Age 49 From Oshawa, Ontario Online Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
Tell us a bit about yourself.
- I Can Speak English, Russian, Tagalog, Binary
- I Would Describe Myself As I look crap but I hope you love me for what i have on the inside. If you are cool, crazy and want to have a good time, drop me a line!
- Sign Aquarius
Appearance & Situation
What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
- My Body Type Is A Few Extra Pounds
- My Height Is 5' 7 (1.7 m)
- My Eyes Are Green
- My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
- I Have Kids No
- I Want Kids Yes
- My Best Feature Is Belly Button
- Body Art Belly Button Ring, Secret Piercings, Scarred
- My Hair Is Light Brown
- I Have One Or More Of These Exotic Animal, Gerbil Or Guinea Pig, Horse, Rodent, Other, I Own A Farm, No pets
- Willing To Relocate Yes
Status
What do you do?
- My Education Level Is University Degree
- My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
- My Speciality Is Computers / Electronic
- My Job Title Is Aspiring Tier 2 Network Analyst
- I Make This Much In A Year $2,500,000USD+
- I Live With Roomate(s)
- At Home There Is Always A Party Going On
- I'm A Smoker No
- I Drink Yes - Like A Fish
Personality
How do you act? What are your tastes?
- Back In High School, I Was A Nerd
- My Social Behavior Is Anti-social, Fire Starter
- My Interest And Hobbies Are Sports, Internet, Games, Dancing, Religion / Spirituality
- My Idea Of A Great Time Is Going Shopping, Clubbing / Bars, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games
- An Ideal First Date Would Be Heading to an internet cafe, and playing some War-Craft.
- I've Always Wanted To Try Missionary
- My Friends Describe Me As Being A Troll, Raunchy, I Don't Have Any Friends
Views
Views on life.
- My Religion Is Jewish
- I Attend Services Once A Week
- My Political Views Are Very Conservative
- My Goal In Life Is to become a Tier 2 Analyst
- My Kind Of Humor Is Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick
Taste
What do you like?
- On Tv, I Always Watch Instructional, Sports, Soaps
- When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Romance, Adult
- When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I'm A Recording Artist, Gospel
- When I Read, I Always Read Computers, Fantasy, Instructional, Poetry, Religious, I'm An Author
Looking for
What are you looking for in your soulmate?
- What Do You Find Attractive? Money
- What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Intimate
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