Profile BigDykeIsland:

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English, French, Spanish, Arabic, Chinese, Dutch, Italian, German, Hebrew, Hindi, Japanese, Polish, Portuguese, Russian, Turkish, Urdu, Binary, Other
I Would Describe Myself As I am rich. Too rich for my own good. I want to spread the wealth like the ladies who spreads their legs. I like young women who like to role play Harry Potter (dibs on Dumbledore), and watch Top Gun in the nude pretending to be Iceman and Maverick.

To get to the point, I am old and looking for a woman who thinks she's a princess wanting to be a Queen of spades.
Sign Gemini

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is Stocky
My Height Is Taller Than 6' 4 (1.93 m)
My Eyes Are Black
My Ethnicity Is African American, Asian, Caucasian, European, Indian, Hispanic/latino, Middle Eastern, Native American, Pacific Islander, Other
I Have Kids Yes - Sometimes At Home
I Want Kids Yes
My Best Feature Is Butt
Body Art Belly Button Ring, Branded, Fanged, Inked All Over, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Secret Piercings, Scarred, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo, Other, Wouldn't Even Think About It
My Hair Is Platinum
I Have One Or More Of These Bird, Cat, Dog, Exotic Animal, Fish, Gerbil Or Guinea Pig, Horse, Reptile, Rodent, Other, I Own A Farm, No pets
Willing To Relocate Yes

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is Anti-social, Boisterous, Comedic, Dark, Flirtatious, Friendly, Loud, Observant, Outgoing, Reserved, Shy, Strange, Party Starter, Fire Starter
My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Computers, Cooking, Exercising, Family, Playing Cards
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Relaxing
An Ideal First Date Would Be Spreading the word of the day... your legs
I've Always Wanted To Try The spot between your legs, especially on big dyke island... that I own
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, A Troll, Cool, Perfect, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt, I Don't Have Any Friends

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Islam
I Attend Services Never
My Political Views Are Anarchist
My Goal In Life Is To raise as many roofs as possible.. and possible set them on fire... with passion
My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Sadistic, Slapstick, Raunchy, I Never Laugh

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, Sports, Reality Shows, Soaps, Re-runs, I Don't Like Tv, I Wish I Had A Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rap
When I Read, I Always Read Auto-biography
My Idea Of Fun Is Role playing Harry Potter (dibs on Dumbledore, and you must be Herminie... because I crave.. your hiney.